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❓ Why Do People Click Your Profile… & Leave without Following?
People think followers drop off because of “bad posts.”
Not true…
Half the time it’s not your posts… it’s your bio.
More than half the time, people don’t even make it to your posts.
When someone clicks your profile, your bio has one job:
Convince them to stay.
If it doesn’t, they’re not scrolling through your posts.
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🚨 OKAY BACK TO TOPIC 🚨
🔥 The Rule You Need to Burn Into Your Brain
Bio ≠ Resume
Your bio has one job:
→ Convince them to follow you
That’s it.
HOW TO WRITE A BIO THAT CONVERTS FOLLOWERS 👇🏽
1️⃣ Hook: Who you are in one sharp sentence
→ Clear beats clever
→ Specific beats vague
Bad:
❌ Marketing. Coffee. Hustle.
Good:
✅ Helping creators grow from 0 → 10k on X
2️⃣ Proof: Why anyone should listen to you
→ Numbers
→ Results
→ Receipts
Examples:
↳ Built $10k/mo side hustle
↳ 100+ clients transformed
↳ 5 years in the game
No proof = no trust.
3️⃣ CTA: Tell them where to go
→ Newsletter
→ DM
→ Site
→ Offer
If you don’t direct them, they go to a different person.
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BTW… Your profile has three make-or-break assets:
your banner, bio, and pinned post.
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✍️ BIO WRITING TIPS
→ Use separators: • | ↴
→ Short lines > paragraphs
→ Emojis: 1–2 max
→ No hashtags
→ No niche lingo
→ No vague nonsense
Speak human. Not LinkedIn.
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✅ Some Examples of Cool BIO That Stand Out
Example 1
Drink coffee from an IV • Help creators grow from 0 → 10k on X | Built $10k/mo side hustle | Subscribe if I taught you something today 🧡
Example 2
Fitness coach helping busy professionals lose weight without losing their minds • 100+ clients transformed | Science nerd + taco enthusiast 🌮 DM ↓
HERE’S ONE MORE TRICK:
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